BillyShakespeare.com: It’s like Shakespeare...only in English.

“That’s the worst idea I’ve had since the Piggy Sperm Bank.” ~ B.S.

The Incomplete Worlds Of Billy Shakespeare | BillyShakespeare.com: It's like Shakespeare...only in English.

The Real B.S. Artist

the nerd behind the curtain

Yup. That’s me. You know how all kids go through an awkward phase? Well, some of us never really recover, okay?

I hope you’re enjoying yourself and come often on my back.

Whoa! Sorry. What I meant to say was: “I hope you’re enjoying yourself on my website. I hope you come back often.”

Wow. Where’s my mind at?

F.U.Q.

frequently unasked questions

Did William Shakespeare really write all this stuff on your website?

Yes.

Really?

No. Not really. I did.

Why?

I can’t help myself. I’ve actually tried...lots of times, as a matter of fact. But I just can’t stop myself.

Has anyone taken notice of your talent?

Just you.

But I don’t really exist, do I?

Now you’re getting it.

Does anybody else “get it?”

No one in my immediate family, no.

This is some funny shit...oops. I mean, “B.S.” Got anything else I can look at?

As a matter of fact, I do! Come with me while I play with these family jewels. Jesus, that didn’t come out right at all.