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The Incomplete Worlds Of Billy Shakespeare | BillyShakespeare.com: It's like Shakespeare...only in English.

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would you get a load of this, b.s.?

I present these documents to you now in the hope they might shed a little more light on the elusive Billy Shakespeare, whose quiet English life remains a total mystery to this very day (at least to me). Feel free to roam about my site, and be sure to bookmark it. The site changes often, as I am releasing excerpts from The Incomplete Worlds Of Billy Shakespeare in small measured doses. Like arsenic.


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Better grab your waders...
I’m laying on the B.S. pretty thick here.

B.S. Spewing Forth

the quotable billy shakespeare

Shakespeare’s words have inspired readers for centuries.

Bard Poetry

rhymes with shakespeare

A collection of sonnets that could only have been written by the Immortal Bard himself. Or possibly Nipsy Russell. Read selections from Billy Shakespeare’s magnum opus “Sticky Love Fun Leads To Deep Weird Depression.”

Billy Plays With Himself

one-act plays

Read the plays that swept the Tony Awards after everyone had already left.

Who’s Gonna Read This, B.S.?

short, short stories

Shakespeare is not generally celebrated for his short stories. I think these examples illustrate why that remains true to this day.

B.S. I Love You

love stories you’ll love to hate

These stories show William Shakespeare as we know him best: a complete sap.

B.S. On My Bookshelf

really novel novels

Inspired by my restoration work on The Incomplete Works Of Billy Shakespeare, I have set to pen, ink, and wastepaper basket a selection of my own best efforts in the area of popular fiction.

The Real B.S. Artist

the man behind the curtain

A portrait of the artist as a young nerd before blossoming into a more mature nerd.