It’s like Shakespeare...only in English.

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but it was only a fart.” ~ B.S.

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Bard Poetry

rhymes with shakespeare



Here’s How

I’ll teach you all to write a poem And in the privacy of your own home All you need is a pen and brain A sense of humor or a sense of pain.

The trick, my friends, is to rhyme the words Poems that don’t are for the birds It’s really not that hard to do Just don’t use words like orange.

Tick Tock

Boredom overtakes me Nothing here can wake me I think my mind has died And I don’t know where to send flowers.

Why God Why

I find Life so confusing It finds me so amusing I think that God is using Me to get a laugh.

It’s really not that thrilling To be used I am not willing It seems that God is killing Time ’til He is ready.

I guess it’s just as well That Life should seem like Hell I hope that God can tell I’m trying to make it through.

But I guess I please the Lord With me He’s never bored I think you’re my reward For keeping Him amused.

A Short Poem To Relate The Anguish And Disappointment Of A Young Lover Spurned By His True Love After Suggesting To Her Thoughts Of Premarital Intimacies

I thought Not.

Author’s Notes:

There was quite a bit of cologne spilled across this next poem. I am almost sure that I restored it to its original state. I was dumbstruck when I read the finished piece, though. It was clearly an attempt by Shakespeare to write in the prescient quatrain style of Nostradamus, and an eerily successful one at that.

Requiem For John John

A famous Mom A famous Dad Millions of bucks A law school grad A magazine A wife so cute I’d give it all up For a parachute.